Rakken-Frakken-Brakken

"Man is the religious animal. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother’s path to happiness and heaven." - Mark Twain

Hey! Guess who said the following:

"I'm a war president."

and

"I think I was unprepared for war."

Yes, that's right, it's good old Mr. Fibsy McLiarsy-Pants himself, George W. Bush.

I knew the guy was destined to be the worst president ever but to come right out and admit on TV that he was incompetent from Day One took an amount of pure USDA Grade-A lame-brainery the size of the federal deficit.

People are also kinda figuring out he wasn't prepared to protect the nation from attack, or partially understand that hurricanes strike the U.S. every goddamned year, or anything at all about the credit system, or that oil producers are possessed of the kind of pure unadulterated evil that Wes Craven couldn't touch with a ten-foot, rusty, flame-spewing, acid-dripping chain-saw.

It seems high time for anyone who voted for this simple-minded fuck to write a long letter of contrition and post it in their local newspaper, full-page, so that everyone will know their judgement on all things political are to henceforth be taken with a grain of salt the size of Eta Carinae, a star with a radius roughly four-hundred times that of our own sun.

So you better get started. You got at least eight years to finish.

=mike=