Killing
Time
The following is what statisticians are predicting
about the election:
Most Biden voters will be voting by mail. Most t-Rrump
voters will be voting in person.
As a result, t-Rump will appear to have won by a landslide
on Election Day.
Three or more days later, once all the mail-in votes
have been counted, Biden will win in a landslide with
at least 400 electoral votes.
t-Rump will declare himself President on Day One and
institute the Insurrection Act in order to raise the
level of chaos. It will then be a huge legal battle
to get all the of votes counted. Especially the mail-in
votes as they're counted last.
(There's other, more devious fuckery that t-Rump's
agents will
throw at the fan after the election but only if it's
close at the end. If the election is a Blue blowout
on the first night it's not going to matter WHAT t-rump
does after November 3.)
Be aware of this situation and don't let t-Rump bullshit
you. Biden has the votes. t-Rump only has Putin's talking
points and an endless capacity for cruelty.
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On September 11, 2020 the U.S. had 1,249 deaths from
Covid-19.
Canada had zero deaths that day.
The difference between the two numbers wears a red
tie, is a sociopath, and the sooner he escapes to Russia
the better.
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Just a reminder.
Trump's plan if he wins the election:
He has no official plans except to have the military
attack civilians who protest a stolen election.
Trump's plan if he loses the election:
Resign and have his veep pardon him for his crimes.
You know, just like normal.
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Many of America's
early slaves, both
white and black,
would often escape
from bondage and
live with the Native Americans. They enjoyed a culture
that had no
jails,
no taxes, no lawyers, no 1% running everything. When
asked to return to "civilized life" they
would often refuse.
No Indians to run to now, though. Only Mars.
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When God created
Adam and Eve their
genitals were obviously
not as we know them
now. They were not
made for procreation
so they must have
been
made
to
function like the eye, or the ear, or the human voice. Or perhaps they
served a purpose we no longer possess or could even contemplate.
The vagina may have been like a musical intrument that filled the air with melodious
tones and dancing lights which comforted the soul, while the penis may have served
as a mental connection between the minds of all sentient creatures born of Paradise
with which they conceived stories, poems, and songs as a unified whole.
But, sadly, they ate of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil,
so God punished them by twisting the penis into a gnarled mushroom resting on
a withered sack of hairy walnuts, while the vagina became a mute repository of
blood and mucus, occasionally sloughing out a clone.
Or at least that's what I tell my brother's kids.
=Lefty=
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