Why,
Indeed.
The
Supreme Court just
ruled 5-4 that states
can be forced to
fund religious education.
This is GREAT NEWS!
I can now start my
Satannic University
and teach all students
the real history
of how organized
religion makes us
hate and kill one
another.
And the government
has to pay me for
it. Sweet!
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Funny
how this Supreme
Court ruling on funding
religious schools
occurs JUST as churches
are beginning to
shutter as a result
of the coronavirus.
It seems organized
religion will always
find a way to snake
a hand into our pockets.
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In case you're not
keeping score of
Judge Kavanaugh's
performance thus
far:
1. Fuck the Dreamers.
2. Fuck the LGBTQ
community.
3. Fuck abortion
access.
I sense a pattern
of "Screw the
weak and oppressed." How
about you?
Which means we can
plan on Kavanaugh's
next opinion:
4. Leave Trump's
taxes alone.
Susan Collins must
be so proud.
For the record, this
same abortion law,
in Texas, was struck
down 4 years ago
by the Supreme Court.
It was only in court
again because t-Rump
forced Kennedy out
and replaced him
with sexual offender/frat
boy Kavanaugh. Free
access to abortion
is only as legal
as the Court declares.
This time we got
lucky (Thank you
Judge Roberts) so
maybe, just maybe,
we need to quit putting
Federalist Society
puppets in the White
House.
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People think Trump's
calm acceptance of
Putin putting bounties
on the heads of our
servicemen is the
worst thing imaginable.
Just wait.
Trump has months
to go to REALLY get
his fascist mojo
working.
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Suppose Trump resigns.
Would the white-hot
fire against all
things Republican
cool just enough
to leave Mitch "Ha-ha!
Screw you!" McConnell
in charge of the
Senate again?
Just asking for a
friend who wants
to bring our country
back from the brink
of disaster.
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If covid-19 researchers
had discovered, early
on, that the virus
caused erectile dysfunction
we'd have had armed
MAGA-hatted men at
the airports taking
traveller's temperatures,
asking about recent
contacts, checking
their travel itineraries
and quarantining
them for six weeks,
just in case.
Too bad the virus
only damages the
heart, lungs, brain,
kidneys, plus vascular
and alimentary systems
so, you know, no
big deal.
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t-Rump: "The
story that American
soldiers had bounties
on their heads is
a Russian hoax."
Aides: "But,
sir. It's been verified
by U.S. intel."
t-Rump: "Fake
news. I never saw
it."
Aides: "We put
it right on your
desk in front of
you. There were twenty-seven
8X10 color glossy
pictures with circles
and arrows and a
paragraph on the
back of each one
describing each incident."
t-Rump: "I can't
read."
Aides: "We read
it aloud to you."
t-Rump: "I wasn't
listening."
Aides: "Ivanka
sang it to you as
she rocked you in
your giant golden
cradle and gently
caressed the single
long strand of hair
that wraps around
your head like a
Chinese finger puzzle."
t-Rump: "That
was probably my body
double."
Aides: "No.
Frank's dead. He
'donated' his liver
and pancreas to you
during your last
'physical'."
t-Rump: "Okay!
fine! Look, here's
what we're gonna
do. Leak
to the Times a rumor
that I paid Russian
hookers to spread
covid-19 all along
the Eastern seaboard."
Aides: "But,
you DID pay Russian
hookers to do that.
We have the memo."
t-Rump: "Yeah,
yeah, yeah. But by
tomorrow no one will
remember anything
about this stupid
'treason' stuff."
Aides: "Can't
we just kill ourselves
instead?"
t-Rump: "Sure,
but your soul is
still mine. I have
the NDA to prove
it."
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Carl Reiner was adamantly
anti-Trump. I feel
sad that he will
never see Trump in
chains but, on the
other hand, he'll
never see Trump in
Hell, either. (If
you get my drift.)
Thanks, Mr. Reiner,
for all the good
memories. I hope
you get your hair
back
in Comedy Valhalla.
=Lefty=
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