Covid
Breath
Supreme
Court
Worst case scenario: "We
rule 5-4 in favor
of Trump. Enjoy your
new Dictatorship.
Don't forget your
bullet-proof vests
when Trump is in
town."
Best case scenario: "We
rule 9-0 that Trump
is out of his tiny
mind. Let's go see
if we can find Russian
fingerprints in those
taxes."
Probable Scenario: "We
rule 5-4 to send
this back to the
lower courts. Let
'em kick this around
until after the elections.
No fucking way we're
giving dictatorial
powers to Joe Biden."
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Fox News, to its
viewers: "The
virus is easing.
It's burning itself
out. Get back to
work!"
Fox News, to its
employees: "Stay
home. See you sometime
in late Summer. Maybe."
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Trump, to Asian reporter: "Maybe that's a question you
should ask China."
Reporter (what she should have said): "And by the same
token, perhaps you ought to better rehearse your answers
with Satan."
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A million Americans need to camp on the White House lawn
and refuse to leave until Trump does.
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I know that Joe Biden has had a woman make allegations of
sexual harassment against him but what if, say, 27 women
claimed that Donald Trump had sexually assaulted them?
What then, huh?
=Lefty=
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