Slippery
Slope
Oddly,
this is a good day
to buy oil stock.
Our addiction to
oil has just hit
a bump in the road,
not a wall.
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Big Oil runs the
world and even THEY
can't keep the price
above $1 a barrel?
Oohhhhhhhh, shit.
Man, I hope the Russian
economy collapses
and Putin is hung
from a lamp-post
by his ankles because
he's driving this
shit-show.
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If we had tests for
the coronavirus
we would know who
was infected, who
would then be quarantined,
and then the rest
of us could get on
with our lives.
But The Angry Yam
refuses to allow
testing.
Do the evil, cynical,
tyrannical math.
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Anyone who says they
have "total
authority" are
also saying they
have "total
irresponsibility".
t-Rump is a monster
and the GOP likes
it that way.
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In my town we're
all required to wear
masks when shopping.
Yesterday there was
one unmasked lady
pushing her cart
through the store.
I walked over and
asked her "Do
you know what they
call someone who
doesn't wear a mask?"
She replied, warily: "Uhhhhh,
what?"
Me: "A nudist."
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Clinton years: You
could walk onto a
plane and fly anywhere
almost as easy as
going to a movie.
Bush years: Traveling
on a plane became
an arduous task that
took hours and sometimes
required a body cavity
search.
t-Rump years: What
planes?
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t-Rump Antoinette: "The
people have no vaccine?
Then let them eat
ibuprofen."
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Our Putrid Potentate
doesn't want to test
for
the coronavirus
because it's pretty
clear that he spent
his formative years
avoiding tests. His
response is, therefore,
Pavlovian. (Sort
of like when Putin
says "Jump" and
Pol Pot, Jr. grovels.)
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Gun owners: "We
need our guns to
protect this country
against tyrants!"
Me: "Trump just
said he has total
authority over everything.
That's a tyrant."
Gun owners: ".....
Tyrannosauruses!
We meant tyrannosauruses!"
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Why is Chubby Hitler
doing so little to
stop
the coronavirus?
So he can get on
TV and talk about
how much he's doing
to stop the coronavirus.
This is as Trumpian
as it gets.
We are living in
dystrumpian times.
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Finally, a minor
mea culpa: The art
in the cartoon above
was originally created
in 2017. You may
burn me as a witch
now.
=Lefty=
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