Moronovirus
If
you, as president,
fail to plan ahead
for a worldwide public
health crisis and
the market falls
2000 points (and
counting) as a result,
you might be a moron.
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In 2018 t-Rump slashed
funding for the Center
for Disease Control.
Which is unfortunate
because reports are
that the Coronavirus
will spread through
this country for
another year.
t-Rump's concerns
are currently about
how the virus will
affect the stock
market and, consequently,
his reelection bid.
As such, instead
of launching a moon-shot
Coronavirus prevention
program t-Rump is
instructing his administration
not to say or do
anything that will
spook the stock market.
Yes, American citizens
dying quietly in
anonymity would be
the best thing for
The Chosen One.
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It's HILARIOUS listening
to pundits whine
and cry about Bernie,
an Independent Socialist,
stealing the Democratic
candidacy when Trump,
who is a Republican
in name only, stole
the Republican candidacy
in 2016.
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Here's
the final footnote (heh-heh) in the story about my beknighted
knee:
It occurred to me that the problem was bursitis, so I
iced the knee, guzzled ibuprofen and kept it immobile.
However, by Saturday morning the knee
swole to Trumpian dimensions
so I hustled myself off to the local Theodoric of York
for more learned examination.
Prognosis: Bursitis.
Treatment: Ice it regularly, take ibuprofen, and rest.
All that for just $140.
Medicare For All!
=Lefty=
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