The
Mueller Report Part Two: The Puppies & Kittens Edition
You thought I was kidding, didn't you?
If you're new here I've decided to summarize the first
24 pages of the Mueller Report, though not like William
Barr's summary. You see, mine actually offers all the
salient points AND has cute cartoon animals to boot.
Tomorrow: Pages 7-8 summarized by kids in cages.
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On Saturday, June 1, t-Rump Tweeted that all churches
should pray for him on Sunday, June 2, because his
fee-fees are hurt by all this i-word stuff.
The next morning t-Rump went to play golf. He forgot
about the tweet.
After playing for three hours he probably stopped for
a quick adderal snort and suddenly remembered his tweeted
command. He was rushed to a nearby church and, at 2:30
in the afternoon, stood on stage in his golf clothes,
cleated shoes and all, while a very surprised pastor
gave his standard sermon. This took 15 minutes and,
after it was over, t-Rump left saying only "Thanks".
Later the White House says he was praying for the Virginia
shooting victims. Nothing was said about the victims
in that church.
This charade, this farce was nothing but a photo op
to further convince evangelicals, who are without doubt
the stupidest people on this planet, that our Oaf of
Office is a pious, god-fearing man.
At times I swear it's like I'm in a big experiment,
like I'm the control group watching researchers explore
just how ignorant and entitled the test subjects in
the next cage can become if one continues to encourage
their belief in imaginary friends floating in the clouds
in the sky.
It's way past time to try human existence minus religion.
2000 years of "Be fruitful and multiply... until
I burn your cities and drown your planet" isn't
working out too well.
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Here's a Fun Fact: Prior to t-rump's mishandling of
the border "crisis" no child has died in U.S. custody
over the past ten years.
In the past year, though, six have.
t-Rump is killing children.
=Lefty=
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