Mirthquakes
Yesterday's
Trump Impeachment Hearing, in a nutshell:
Democrats: Presenting evidence and testimony for the
benefit of Americans.
Republicans: Creating dissonant soundbites for Fox
News that will hopefully save their Russian-bought-and-sold
asses.
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Chubby
Hitler: "I'll
make a trade deal with China AFTER I win the 2020 elections."
Translation: "China, I need you to do me a favor,
though."
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Today
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi slapped down a reporter
from right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting for asking if
she hates t-Rump.
It did not go well for him.
The reporter who asked this ridiculous
question, James Rosen, was fired in 2017 by Fox News
for sexual harassment and was investigated by the Justice
Department in 2013 as a "co-conspirator" to
espionage.
That's Sinclair News, folks.
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To no one's surprise.
“Today, I’m asking our chairman to proceed
with articles of impeachment.” - Nancy Pelosi
Soon the whole Senate will have to sit there and sweat
in the glare of television lights and the glare of
public scrutiny as Democratic prosecutors explain to
the public, again, what a traitorous, criminal swine
the Giant Orange Man-Baby has been.
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A
recent polled revealed
that 40% of Republicans
would prefer a dictator.
Red Hats: "Yeah! We
prefer having a dictator!
Just not a Democratic dictator, okay? That kind of
dictator won't be as shitty to Democrats as we'd like!"
=Lefty=
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