Born To Be A Conservative

t-Rump, tweeting today: "Some of the people in DACA are tough, hardened criminals."

Truth: You can not qualify for DACA if you have a criminal record.

The Takeaway: Calling other people criminals when you're the epicenter of a huge criminal conspiracy is a lousy legal ploy.

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Yesterday Fat Hitler wore a bullet-proof vest as he gave a Veteran's Day speech in New York's Madison Square Park from inside a bullet-proof box in a park surrounded by a barricade of garbage trucks so that he couldn't hear the boos from large crowds of protestors as surrounding buildings bore signs of "IMPEACH" and "CONVICT".

There were no plans for him to visit a veterans cemetery.

You know, the usual presidential stuff.

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Senator Lindsay Graham is whining that the impeachment investigation is invalid unless the whistleblower is outed.

If the whistleblower IS outed to satisfy the Senator I'm sure his opinion will change... to that of "The impeachment is invalid unless we can publicly disembowel the whistleblower on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial."

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I keep hearing "Well, elect a clown, expect a circus."

Maybe it's just me but I don't recall any circus that specialized in greed, corruption, locking kids in cages, racism, and generally fucking up the entire planet for the benefit of the president of Russia and his trained orange monkey.

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From @stonecold2050

Here’s why 2020 is going to be amazing:
1. Halloween is on a Saturday
2. New Years and Christmas are on Friday
2. July 4th is on Saturday
4. Cinco de Mayo is on taco Tuesday
5. There will be 2 Friday the 13th's
6. And best of all: Impeachment is coming

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Let the impeachment hearings begin!

=Lefty=