BOOM!
I
think I know why Republicans
hate the post office.
It's because that's where
the FBI posts photos of its "most
wanted" and, after awhile,
it gets embarrassing for
conservatives to have their
friends looking back at them
while they're mailing explosive
devices to the media.
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The MAGAbomber cometh.
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I'm not worried about bombs being sent to the White
House. After all, a man fated to die choking on Putin's
cock is safe from explosives.
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Suppose you woke up this morning to find that all of
the previous ruling figures of, say, Spain, had been
killed as a result of a series of explosions, launched
by the hands of those in the opposing political party.
You'd probably think "What
a pathetic, primitive, bloodthirsty country. I sure
wouldn't
want
to live
there."
And that's exactly where we are... if not for the fact
that the MAGAbomber is curiously inept at blowing people
up.
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I have cats so, yes, I have cat flaps.
Today I read
a review for a cat flap that locks/unlocks in response
to your cat's microchip, and it works "with up
to 32 different cats".
Challenge accepted.
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I am the Red Hen. I am
Maxine Waters. I am Patricia
Okoumou.
I am Kristin
Mink. I am Robert De Niro. I
am David Hogg. I am Emma
Gonzelez.
I am Mike
Avenetti. I am Stormy Daniels.
I am Rachel Maddow. I
am Pickaxe Guy.
I am LeBron James. I am Robert
Mueller. I am Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez. I
am Peter Strzok. I am Elizabeth
Warren. I am Heather
Heyer. I
am Beto O'Rourke. I am
Andrew Gillum. I am
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. I
am Botham Jean. I am Plaid
Shirt Guy.
I am Ronan Farrow. I am Christine
Blasey
Ford. I am Julie Swetnick. I
am Deborah Ramirez. I am
Colin
Kaepernik. I
am Taylor Swift. I am Kamala Harris. I am Ruth Bader
Ginsberg. I am Stacy Abrams. I am Jamal Khashoggi.
I am Seth Myers and Stephen
Colbert. I am Stonekettle.
Fuck Trump.
=Lefty=
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