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What The Clusterfuck?

Today is Day Five of my "Raging Pencils Winter Sloth-O-Thon", a celebration of classic RP 'toons while I reassemble my shattered psyche. This particular 'toon is from September 3, 2010.


The CIA has determined that Russia interferred with the presidential election.

The Republican Party is okay with that.

Donald Trump is okay with that.



Popular-vote-loser Trump has demanded that all non-politically-appointed foreign ambassadors MUST return home by inauguration day. Why? Because ambassadors receive security briefings and the people pulling Trump's strings don't want anyone outside the cabal to know what they're up to.

To put it as mildly as possible, "Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!"


My President just told Congressional Republicans that he'd be happy to repeal Obamacare.... if they show him a better health care plan.

I'm gonna REALLY miss this man.


Sources say Trump's going to build his southern wall using taxpayer monies, not Mexican dough.

Well, what do you think he was GOING to do with all the Obamacare, Medicare, and Planned Parenthood money? Stuff it in the pants of his wealthy contributors?

Oh. That's right. He will anyway.


Apple paid its apps developers $20 billion in 2016.

Another word for that is "job creation".

Good on ya, Apple.


The GOP isn't interested in the Russian hack of the election, mostly because their party benefitted from it, but now they urgently want to limit or eliminate Congressional investigations. I mean it's the first thing on their list of to-do's.

Hmmm, now what kind of investigations could they be worried about?



I've been told that in the War of 1812 the British troops occupied the Capitol Building, and then held a mock session of Congress whereupon they voted to burn the place down.

Which they did.

Funny guys.


(Partisan sports musing.)

I have nothing against marijuana, except where Randy Gregory is concerned.



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Nun: Oh, I never gamble, young man. I feel it's a sin against God.
Me: Really? Well, here's two million dollars. Suppose I let you bet all of it on the return of Jesus or only half on the arrival of space aliens, whichever comes first.
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