NEWS
FLASH:
The cartoon is
yet again late. I hope when it's revealed
in all its splendor
you'll find it in your heart to forgive
my sloth. - Lefty
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Hand
Job
 Funny
how a person can
go his entire life without realizing that
Canada resembles a corpulent incubus hovering
over
our country, just waiting for the moment
when our attention is distracted by collapsing
buildings and muslims in the
White House
to pounce and drive its poisonous barb
deep through the heart of our native land,
fouling our aquifers as it snakes it way
to the Gulf, finally spewing its corrosive
load into a gulf already brimming with
British Petroleum's sloppy seconds.
Man, I just can't stop laughing. Or crying.
It's hard to tell these days.
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I had a lot of alternate
titles for this adult horror film: "Tar-Sands
the Rape Man", "Drill, Baby, Drill!",
"A River of Corruption Runs Through It", "The One
Per-Cent Solution", "Enema of the States", "Black
Narcissism". If you have one, please share.
=Lefty=
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