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Crunching
the Numbers
I read something the other day about a little device,
a cheap accelerometer, that's worn behind the ears of
college athletes. If a collision of sufficient force
is detected the the player is removed from play as a
precaution
against possible concussion.
That's a good idea,
but how
is it professional football hasn't already installed one
of these things in every
player's helmet, pads, and/or jockstrap? If the data is
fed live during each play to an on-screen chart indicating
the force of mayhem
that ensues the NFL couldn't sell
advertising fast enough for the "D-Zone Crunch Wave Disaster-Meter".
It would be nothing but high-five's a-plenty in every
living room and man-cave in the country when the meter
hits "Death Rattle", especially on a key defensive
play. You gonna tell me Pizza Hut or Pepsi wouldn't love
a piece of that action?
Just saying.
But I thought of it first.
=Lefty=
Greatest collision ever.
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(To spare you right-wingnuttery
all comments are moderated.)
Wife: You did what?
Husband: I created an app that networks everything
in our lives. I know when the pool's too cold, which
lights
are on,
how
much
gas is in the car, when the milk's out of date, I know
if the litter box is full, if the mail is here, if
the lawn's too dry. Everything.
Wifey: Ooh. That gets me so wet.
Hubby: No it doesn't.
I read something the other day about a little device,
a cheap accelerometer, that's worn behind the ears of
college athletes. If a collision of sufficient force
is detected the the player is removed from play as a
precaution
against possible concussion.
