Love... Little Baby Ducks
ridiculous over-reaction against anyone who dares
speak an unkind word against Israel is getting
tiresome. The country is not perfect. In fact,
its government has shown a sickening predilection
towards indiscriminately murdering anyone who
isn't jewish, especially if they happen to live
in a part of the
world that rhymes with "plaza".
So just to set the record straight I'd like everyone
to know I don't like Jews. I also don't like
Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists, Shintoists, Voodooists
or anyone else who relies on mythical beings
as a basis for social and governmental functions.
Doubly so for countries who believe their
god is so superior to other deities that they
can conveniently use him/she/them/it as
excuse to destroy the unbelievers down at the
What-a-Burger. That potentially means me, which
is kinda unsettling.
Do I want to see Jews or Catholics or any other
of these childish religions wiped off the face
of the Earth? No. They make life entertaining
generally uncomfortable way that mimes do, except
about, you know, killing
heretics and all.
ya'll stop it!
now! I mean it!
Finally, you know what else bothers me? People
who send me email telling me I'm an anti-semite
for pointing out the bloody obvious. (I can almost
hear you hyperventilating
out there. It makes me smile.)
I'm betting that most of you heard the sound bytes of Helen Thomas saying the
should get out of Palestine and said to yourself "Anti-semite".
But it's not that simple. Ms. Thomas has spent an entire lifetime free from such
racist taint so there has to be something else to this story.
Turns out, there is.
back-story on her now infamous quotes.