Full-Blown Bozo

You've heard about the Maine Republican Party, right? About how they're now officially the Fucktard Party?

Seriously. They just replaced their previous party platform with a set of guidelines suspciously similar to something you'd find scawled on the bathroom stalls at the Washington Post. Here's a tasty sample:

(1) The Constitution says you're a religious zealot whether you want to be or not.

(2) The government has no business with your health care but the government has iron-clad dibs on what's in your womb.

(3) America must wage a world war against Islam. (The Crusades worked out so well for everyone, didn't it?)

(4) Believe that humans have no effect on the environment. <cough * Deepwater Horizon>

(5) Want to seal the borders. All 4000 miles of it, not counting the coastlines. (Are we sealing them out or us in?)

(6) They want to hah-ha-haaaaa, they want to BWAH-hah-ha-ha-ha, They want to balance the budget. BWAHHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!

(7) Want to institutionalize rebellion against the government... unless it's a Republican government.

Finally:

(8) In their own words "Repeal and prohibit any participation in efforts to create a one world government."

Good work, gang!

One has to wonder how much longer before Jerry Lewis start holding telethons to cure conservatism.

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