heard about the Maine Republican Party, right?
About how they're now officially the Fucktard Party?
Seriously. They just replaced their previous party
platform with a set of guidelines suspciously similar
you'd find scawled on the bathroom stalls at the Washington
Post. Here's a tasty sample:
(1) The Constitution says you're
a religious zealot whether you want to be or not.
The government has no business with your health
care but the government has iron-clad dibs on what's
in your womb.
(3) America must wage a world war against
Islam. (The Crusades worked out so well for everyone,
Believe that humans
have no effect on the environment. <cough *
Want to seal the borders. All 4000 miles of it,
not counting the coastlines. (Are we sealing them
out or us in?)
(6) They want to hah-ha-haaaaa, they want to BWAH-hah-ha-ha-ha,
They want to balance the budget. BWAHHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!
(7) Want to institutionalize
rebellion against the government... unless it's
a Republican government.
In their own words "Repeal and prohibit any participation
in efforts to create a one world government."
Good work, gang!
One has to wonder how much longer before
Jerry Lewis start holding telethons to cure conservatism.
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