A Silly Bunt.
"Nothing unites the English like war. Nothing divides them like Picasso." -
Here are a couple of tips for Barack Obama...
From now on always carry a picture of Adolf Hilter and Osama Bin Laden with
you. The next time the press mentions Reverend Wright or Louis Farrakhan whip
these photos out and remind the country that the Bush family has made a lot
of money from business ties with both of these people.
Have a t-shirt made with a huge American flag across the chest. As big as you
can get it. Above or beneath the flag have this phrase printed: "Mine's
Bigger Than Yours!" and wear it all the time.
When anyone asks you if you have enough experience for the job, remind the
country that George Bush was governor of a state whose legislature met once
every two years, and that the real political power was in the hands of the
When asked if you're going to raise taxes say no, but that you intend to empower
the Internal Revenue Service to make sure all the corporations have paid their
fair share of taxes. Plus raise the SEC's budget so they can make sure everyone's
playing by the rules. Mention Don Siegelman's name in passing.
Let everyone know you've signed
the petition to change the name of a San Francisco water pollution
control plant to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.
And for doggone sure, let everyone knows that if you get the nomination that
John Cleese will be writing
click here if
you've never HEARD of the Cheese Shop sketch.